Schadenfreude

Forces of Nature

Thursday, June 25, 2009, 8:39 PM

Here is one thing that I don't understand, why is it that when you're late there will ALWAYS be something else to make you even later than you already are???

FOR EXAMPLE:

When you realize that you're late, these several scenarios start to happen:

1) The Bus doesn't come.

2) If you want to take bus no. 77 to go to esplanade, ALL of the other buses have to come TWICE before your bus comes.

3) The Bus driver drives at a SNAIL'S PACE

4) The people who are boarding the bus start who don't know the routes would ask the bus driver annoyingly LONG AND STUPID QUESTIONS. (can't they read the fucking board????)

5) There will suddenly appear to have traffic jams at every junction.

6) All the Red lights start to come on.

7) The pedestrians start to walk EXTREMELY SLOWLY BECAUSE THEIR AIM IN LIFE IS TO TORMENT YOU.

8) There is a sudden surge of old people boarding the bus.

9) The Bus gives way to 10,000,000,000 other cars before they drive off.

And Finally,

10) Some idiot who took a fart/carried something smelly/IS SMELLY happens to be on the same bus as you. (a high possibility)

And all throughout this time all you can do is look at your watch and start counting the agonizing mins til the end.

Well, what to do in these situations??

I guess I should not have been late in the first place. Sigh...