Schadenfreude

Morons & Us.

Thursday, April 30, 2009, 2:07 AM

Hi. Has your intelligence been insulted lately?

Or maybe you were annoyed by someone?

Well, I shall classify these people under the term MORON.

Moron: idiot; a person of subnormal intelligence. (or from wiki: mental retardation)

OMG, you wouldn't believe the amt of moronic assholes i've met lately.

First let's start with work,

Apparently SOME people do not understand what is a weekday promotion. EXCUSE ME, is the word WEEKDAY so hard to understand. Some idiots can even come up to me and ask me what's a weekday. Honestly i try to answer them back in the nicest way possible but at the 10th to the 100th time i got really irritable. And kind of gave them a look which conveyed all of my pent up emotions which were screaming for them to get the hell out. My goodness, esp those 315's.... THEY ARE THE CHEAPEST PEOPLE AROUND. ONLY KNOW HOW TO SCOLD PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T GET THEIR STUPID DISCOUNT.

This asshole asked me: " Eh, (yes he said that), The sign says its $2, why you still charge $4?? You trying to cheat me issit??" BLAH BLAH... in some incoherent shit...

LIKE WTF?!?!? Dunno how to read then dun come and blame it on me... ASSHOLES.

OH YES. Another type of moron is those who ask me this question.

"Why is the weather so hot recently?"

WHY? LIKE HELL SHOULD I KNOW. I usually just smile and say global warming. ahhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Irritating...

Ok, on to the next moron who is even worse...

My headphones which were bought a few months back was recently spoiled. So i decided to take it to the Plaza Sing store to get it repaired. So i went in and told the guy that the headphones weren't working well.

He tested them and he passed it back to me and said, "No, they are working fine."

I took the thing from him and i dunno why, but the sound came clearly. So he explained to me that my audio jack is spoilt and that i MUST REPLACE THE WHOLE DAMN THING WHICH WOULD FUCKING COST ME OVER $200+++.

Obviously I won't spend that sort of money so he told me to just buy a new one for $169 which was way cheaper. And i told him, my MP3 player is fine when i use other headphones or when i plug in my stereo. I think its just the headphones problem. So to emphasize my point, i asked him to lend me another pair of headphones so that i could prove to him that by using other headphones, it would work fine AND it did.

So he told me that why my stereo would work was because it was STILL while with my headphones, i kept moving about which distorted the sound.

What kind of idiotic mentally retarded mother-fucking excuse was that?!?!?!

So then he kept going on and on about how my MP3's audio jack was spoilt and that i needed a new MP3 player. But i also kept telling him that if the audiojack was apoilt, wouldn't any other thing that i plug into my MP3 player have that distorted sound too? I'm not an IT spaz to not know the MOST basic thing like that. THAN HE HAD THE FUCKING NERVE to give me a look and said that it wasn't his fault, he was just "trying" to explain to me why the headphones don't work and that i had to get a new MP3.

ASSHOLE TO THE MAX. I was so pissed off that i just left the store and decided to go down to the Jurong Creative warehouse to fix my earphones. When i got there on MONDAY, that motherfucker was there. At the front desk. FUCK FUCK FUCK. So i walked past him and went straight to the desk to tell the other guy what was wrong. Thank god he also noticed the problem and didn't give me shit about it. So i got it repaired and its back with me today!!!! But when i went there to collect it that ASSHOLE was there. But i was VERY satisfied when he handed me a NEW PAIR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!! FUCKERRRRRRRR. Don't want to give me in the first place and now he has to hand it to me!!!! ASSHOLE.

I hope he gets fired.