Schadenfreude

Blog bash Part II

Friday, December 5, 2008, 9:44 PM

OMG. This blog is the WORSE blog i've ever read.

He is undeniably the MOST narcissistic person in the world. Here are some quotes from his site:
"Singapore's famous hunky star/ model! " WHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Now how come i didn't know that as well as the several other people in this world? Who knew hunky existed in a thin piece or string he calls a "MAN"... *PUKE*

OMG... he said his fans "SWARMED" him...... HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Really?!?!?! Like bees to honey or flies to shit? Either way, a real swarm would mean you have to be well known and well liked.... Like for example, Britney and the paparazzi? That's called swarming. Having 3 or 4 guys crowd around you is called annoying.

Not to insult his modelling agency, but seriously... for real?

This has been fun!!! I'm not trying to be mean or anything but.... SERIOUSLY READ IT then you tell me what you think... if you still think he is "hunky" or whatever, go ahead. Its your opinon and i respect it. No matter how bad/wrong/disgusting/flawed it is.

There should be Slow slicing for those condemned of being narcissistic

Which leads me to this interesting article i found online....

"Taken directly off from http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/430206/top_5_strangest_forms_of_capital_punishment.html?cat=17"

People have long held a fascination for the practice of capital punishment. Most Americans are familiar with just a few forms of capital punishment. The electric chair, the gas chamber, and lethal injection have all received a variety of controversy over the years. But this form of legal justice requiring offenders to pay with their lives, has a long and horrifying history. The many different ways international authorities have designed to kill criminals date all the way to the very beginning of documented history. And over the years, countries all over the world have conceived very colorful ways to exact this sort of legal retribution.

Boiling

In both Asia and Europe, this form of execution has been prevalent for at least 2000 years. The torturous process is fairly simple: the guilty party is stripped nude and then submerged into water which has either begun the boiling process, or water to which extreme heat will soon be applied. Though water was the primary liquid of choice, other fluids such as tar, oil, or acid were used to bring about the desired results.

Slow Slicing

In ancient China, when one was accused of a grave crime, such as murder or treason, he or she may fall prey to the unbearable act of "slow slicing." The condemned in these instances are cut multiple times on the arms, chest, and legs, sometimes with large portions of flesh sliced away. The victim is then left to bleed to death "slowly", thus the name "slow slicing." However, in some cases, the convicted individual was beheaded shortly after being cut.

Sawing
Those familiar with the "Saw" horror movie trilogy will probably be able to picture this horrendous form of capital punishment. Introduced during the Spanish Inquisition, ill-fated criminals were bound nude and suspended upside down, and then literally sawed in half by executioners,starting at the crotch. What made this form of punishment so terribly morbid, is that victims were often completely aware of their dismemberment, since blood rushing to the brain kept them conscious and aware of the activities.

Breaking on the Wheel

In ancient Greece and in France, guilty parties might have found themselves tied to the spokes of a wheel, revolved, and then pummeled by executioners until all limbs were broken. To exact one's mortality, lethal blows were then issued to other organs which would cause ultimate death. In more macabre cases, the condemned's limbs were interwoven with the spokes. The wheel was then placed onto a tall pole so that birds of prey could slowly eat the individual while he/she was still alive.

Crushing By Elephant

An old Persian form of execution comes with the assistance of one of the world's most majestic of creatures: the elephant. Considered symbols of "royal power", these animals were easily domesticated and trained. Criminals sentenced to death could either be tortured by having the elephant step "lightly" on various body parts of the condemned, ensuring a lengthy and painful death. In other cases, the elephants were trained to crush quickly, exacting a swift death by stepping on the head of the individual. In areas of the world like South Asia and Africa (where elephants and humans are virtual neighbors) this form of punishment is still said to exist.

"Taken directly off from http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/430206/top_5_strangest_forms_of_capital_punishment.html?cat=17"

And i thought lynch mobs were bad... Jeez. Well, technically they can do this on their own so... Aiyah, they are all bad ok????