Schadenfreude

"Breezy"

Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 8:01 PM

I'm feeling rather breezy today since nothing remotely disturbing or irritating came my way today so i shall discuss a very light topic.

Beauty.

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. And it is only skin deep. But how often do we believe that?

I believe that beauty is made up of 2 things. The tangibles and the intangibles. The tangibles being physical looks and the intangibles being the character traits and such.

Physically appealing as a person might seem, they might be total rubbish on the inside. But you gotta admire their looks and their style. They carry themselves a certain way and they know how to work a room to their advantage. They can sometimes get all the perks and you know its unfair, but i mean, come on... this is the beautiful people who can do no wrong!! They get the girls and the guys and they travel in packs.

Then there are the rejects who thinks of themselves as one of them.

I know of some people who look really fugly and try to pass themselves off as some glam piece of shit even though they are so low class.... I once said in a joking manner to one of these people,

Me:
"Whaa, you so pretty leh, how come no Bf ah?"

Her:
"I KNOW. Dunno la, all the guys stupid one..."

Me:
*vomits blood*

Please note that there is a thin line between confidence and narcissism.

Also, there are those that people keep telling them that they're pretty and they believe them... After a while, these people can get pretty irritating...

A:
Aiyoh, my make-up is in a mess, i go to the toilet to put on some eye-liner"

Me:
ok, hurry up....

10 mins later

Me:
EH, take so long... what r you doing?

A:
Wait la, my eyeliner doesn't match my blusher and my foundation is melting. Gotta put the whole thing again.

Me:
------_____________________________-------''''

I find some girls today r so bloody vain. I go to the toilet in school and i see them preening themselves in front of the mirror so often that i can't even adjust my shirt or my pants properly cuz they are covering up the whole mirror. They wear such OUTRAGEOUS outfits to school. TO SCHOOL. WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO IMPRESS??!?!?! My goodness, the amount of make-up they wear for 1 day can probably last me for 5 years, on account tt i don't put make-up at all which on a side note:

(I hardly have pimples on my face cuz foundation and other sort of shit clogs PORES. Making your face oily and dirty cuz the foundation no matter how light they say it is clogs open pores trapping dirt in them... Ew.)

Back to the topic at hand. But i think these people will say, "Ew, you say us then how about you?? You think you so damn pretty issit??"

To that i say "yes, i think i'm the most gorgeous girl in the entire world! Oh how i love myself to death!!!!!!!!!!!! "

WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Honestly, i think i'm quite the opposite of beautiful or gorgeous. The only redeeming quality i think i have is my ugly face with my good skin. Hold on, even I dun even think tt's a good thing but people who see me for the first time keep talking about that so yeah. My "natural blusher"...
I have to thank my mother for giving me such good skin. Oh yeah, and my father too... URGH, see la, i'm digressing. So YES. I don't think i'm pretty. I'm fat, a little stupid and honestly, I don't look good. My eyebrows are too damn thick, my entire face is shaped like a ball and i have blubber all over.

Me at feeding time...

AND now moving on to the intangibles.

People who display nice or remotely nice personalities i find, are quite hard to come by. These are the people who should be treasured. Most guys go for the "hottest" looking girl, or the pretty one. But how long do they stay with them? If the personality is like shit, how long do you think a relationship based on looks will last?? I always wondered how 2 good looking people with shallow personalities would co-exist with each other. That could be a good reality show....

I know of some people who have the best personalities but are so shy..... I guess i'm a bit like tt la, i can be quite reserved at times what.

hmm.. right now i can hear some people shouting "BULLSHIT"... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! But its true what, i dun open up to people easily....

I've been thinking after writing such a long post on beauty.... What would be YOUR ideal man?

Hmm... the kind of man I want? Strong in heart, mind, and.... (LOL) body... :D after all, who doesn't want a hot looking husband?!?!?!?

I guess in a sort of way I'm attracted to those good at heart. Before, i'll admit, i'm shallow and yeah, i kinda wanted to go out with the more "popular" crowd. But through the years, i found some good friends who i really learned and bonded with. OK... now this was supposed to be a breezy post and i've turned it into an essay piece. SHEESH. I gotta go work tmr la...

to end off:

One day, a long, long, long time ago....
There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
This was a long, long, long time ago ...

And it was just that one day.

The End

CHEERS yall!
:D